Olympic Games 2018

Oslo and Trondheim lost to Tromsø in the bid to host the Winter Olympics in 2018. Speaking as someone who cares not one whit about the Olympics, may I just point out that we have a perfectly good facility at Lillehammer (1994, remember?), but then, Tromsø is probably the only place that will have snow in 2018 anyway. So let’s be happy, people. Besides, it’s not exactly a given that Norway will get the Olympics anyway. That’s what I’m hoping for…

31.03.2007 • Permalink

I Hate Myself For Admitting This, But…

…I saw a few minutes of American Idol tonight. Apparently, it was Queen night, i.e. they butchered songs by venerable old rocking horse (I mean that in a good way – I have all their albums. Even the shit ones.) Queen. One guy sang “Innuendo” and turned it into a Creed song; Paula Abdul was so gushing she said “I don’t even think Queen ever performed it live” or something like that.

Well, duh. Freddie Mercury died a few months after the CD was released.

13.03.2007 • Permalink


Idiocracy is Mike Judge’s latest feature film. Yes, Mike Judge of “Beavis & Butthead” fame. But still holding Judge to that is unfair – after all, the man has since created “King of the Hill”, one of the finest animated shows on TV. He also directed the cult fave “Office Space”, a skewed look at the life in the office cubicle. It was sharply observed, well acted and most importantly, funny as all hell.

With Idiocracy, he takes a step in the direction of science fiction. Well, almost. Idiocracy is the story of a soldier named Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson), who is placed in suspended animation, and through certain fateful (and for science fiction, inevitable) machinations, ends up 500 years in the future. He is joined by Rita (the always-lovely Maya Rudolph), who works in the “private sector”, i.e. she’s a prostitute.

So far, so familiar, and you’d likely be forgiven for thinking this was a live-action Futurama. They both wake up in the future, which of course, is nothing like we expected: everyone, it turns out, is really, really dumb. As a result of centuries of not having to contend with any natural predators, as well as a convenience culture of having everything thrust into their hands, mankind is now borderline retarded; Joe’s normal English is considered snobby and worse, “faggy”. The ultimate comeback is “yeah, like, whatever”.

Joe stumbles his way through this brave new world, finding himself literally the smartest guy on the planet. This, however, is of little help to him. In this society, the dumber you are, the better off you are. Joe is tipped off about the existence of a time machine and goes off in search of said machine to bring Rita and himself back to their own time. easier said than done, and he is soon arrested, on the lam, and thereafter expected to solve the world’s problem in a week, lest he be “rehabilitated” by being run over by a truck imbued with a giant dildo. Or something.

Idiocracy pulls few punches about our current culture, and is fairly acid about many trends. Important positions in government are handed out like prizes (unlike anywhere today, obviously), and the president is a world champion wrestler. Now, the idea of a WWF president is hardly that far-fetched, given Jesse Ventura’s fairly successful stint as Minnesota governor and the Terminator’s current holding of the same office in California. There’s already been one shitty actor in the Oval Office, and boy, will we never hear the end of how good he was. Idiocracy it’s also mired pretty solidly in Americana; where Office Space was pretty universal, Idiocracy hits fairly specific American buttons; that’s not to say that dumbing down doesn’t happen everywhere, but it’s the way it happens; and looking at shouty pundits and personalities like Ann Coulter (recently lauded in some circles for calling Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards “a faggot”), Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh, it’s a pretty neat fit that doesn’t quite translate. It’s no secret that the world laps up American culture like heroin, but we’ve a while to go yet, I hope the tabloid trend will turn, but who can say? Most of us stubbornly hang on to some of our old ways, and the French do nothing but. The allure of convenience is always there, and why not?

Getting back to the movie: it’s nominally science fiction we’re dealing with here, so what about the rest of the world? Most of the world is not as affluent as we are in the West. Are we all equal in the future? Could there be intelligent life somewhere else, for example? For a movie that could touch on so many things, it falls short of its potential.

Then again, to coin a phrase, this isn’t rocket surgery. It’s a funny look at the dumbing down of culture, at the degradation of our discourse, and the notion that someone else will come along and fix things. It clocks in at a brisk 80 minutes, and did leave me wanting more.

Idiocracy is a strange bird. It’s often funny as hell, at least if you’re part of the elite of snobs who do elitist, snobby things like think and discuss things. I think it’s fair to say that Mike Judge has little love for insipid sloganeering and macho talking points. I should also point out that it’s also strangely optimistic about the future; at least we get there. We may devolve somewhat on the way, but we do get there.

On the downside, it’s kind of half-baked, like I mentioned; sort of Brave New World with dick jokes. There’s nothing wrong with that, but considering the attention to details in places (everyone wears sandals, for example, because they’re too stupid to tie their shoelaces…or so I assumed) this often lends it an unfinished air. On the plus side, a dumber, i.e. more conventional movie would have rammed these jokes down our throats; here, they’re just hovering in the background for us to discover. And there are tons of small perversions on familiar logos and profiles, like the CostCo greeter who vacuously tells all customers “Welcome to CostCo. I love you”.

Beavis & Butthead was a show about two idiots watching TV, which ironically became a huge hit with idiots who watch TV. I should know, I was one such bonehead. As such, it was a very meta comment on the “ironic” nineties. (The nineties were ironic when they weren’t earnest. I think it all depended on whether you preferred rock or pop). Idiocracy is also a work about idiots best suited to stay in front of their TVs, but it tanked at the box office. It was on the shelf for nearly a year before being released. I guess the studio didn’t know what to do with it, which I can understand. I guess Mike Judge couldn’t pull it off twice, but I do see why a certain type of person would be less than amused.

  • Director: Mike Judge
  • Cast: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Terry Crews
11.03.2007 • Permalink

Dashboard Widgets

I upgraded to Tiger or reasons of vanity and fanboyishness, but also because some app stopped working for some reason. I actually think it was mail.app, and even after reinstalling, I couldn’t get it to work properly. I have no idea what happened. I hear lots of horror stories from people, but have to say that my iBook has been remarkably error-free. Still, stuff happens on all machines, and mine is no exception. So after going Thunderbird for a week or so, I went to the local Apple store and picked up Tiger. I asked the guy at the counter if he’d ever heard of my problem, but he just looked mystifies. Anyhoo, a few hours later, I was back home and had Tiger installed. To be honest, I didn’t quite see what the fuzz was about. I’m not a developer, though I’d like to be. Still, given my problems with simply customizing my wordpress site or slapping up a decent CSS site, the idea of developing proper apps is far from my mind. As for CSS…let me just say the mafia are so prevalent that I’ve gotten shit for using hybrid design, which even Zeldman himself points as fine in that seminal work of his. CSS advocates hate tables, and moreover, they hate hybrid design even more, because it works without insane workarounds. (Who else redesigns sites by sticking a new style sheet in there? Don’t you want to add new functions etc? I know, I know, it can all be done with CSS and tables are the mark of the Devil and blah blah blah. Moving on.)

Aside from this having nothing to do with anything, my point is Dashboard. I sort of understood how Dashboard could be useful, but on the whole, it wasn’t something I used often. I played Space Invaders and Asteroids a lot, though. Searching for widgets can be fun, but after the first time, the Yodaspeak widget, the MST3K widget or the Chuck Norris facts widget lose their appeal. I had one widget that seemed useful, which was the converter widget. Currency, measuring units and most everything was pretty damn handy. Since it’s frickin’ impossible to find the calculator in OSX (well, compared to 9), I had that in there as well.

But overall, it seemed pretty pointless, and Dashboard remained mostly unused. However, a few months ago, I found a few sites detailing the stuff I could do with the computer. I realized there was a bunch of useful functions hidden in the OS, and, shortly thereafter, I made the same realization about Dashboard: it wasn’t all that pointless after all.

I’ve recently found some pretty useful widgets, like WordPressDash, which is what I’m using to type this, Flick’it, which I use to upload photos to Flickr, both dictionary and thesaurus (English AND Norwegian) and so on. Most of the widgets are in fact versions of the extensions I used with Firefox. Since FF uses so much CPU, though, I switched to Camino and use widgets instead. It seems like a good trade. If only Camino could get the WebDeveloper extensions, I’d be a happy camper.

The one thing I miss with my current widgets is maybe a more advanced tagging functions, but it seems like the sort of thing that someone smarter than me will figure out pretty soon…

10.03.2007 • Permalink

It’s long been a staple for US celebs to appear in Japanese ads, hawking whatever needs additional star power, picking up some handy spare change (A mere 3 mill per movie doesn’t go far these days) in the process.

Recently, both Dustin Hoffmann and Goldie Hawn has appeared in clothes ads here in the land of the midnight, etc. It’s sort of weird. I’m used to international ads, and I’m used to awful dubbing (it’s kinda fun to think of Penelope Cruz’ on-and-off English diction being jetted for an overdub that’s even worse.), but these celebs are in…local ads. OK, local as in national, but national is Norwegian, which is a bit like Rhode Island, so…well, you get the idea.

My point is: we don’t have lawyer ads yet, but if we get them, I hope somebody can rope in the Man From U.N.C.L.E. (“Hi, I’m Robert Vaughn. Sacked by vikings? You can sue!”) That would be awesome.

09.03.2007 • Permalink

Captain America: Assassinated: The good Cap went out with a bang, killed by a sniper’s bullet. Much rhetoric will be invested in this by both sides, to be sure, but I also noticed we’re talking ish#25. CA’s been an on-and-off title for a while. Could his death – no doubt at the hands of Islamic jihadi forces working in unison with freedom-hating, gun-controlling liberals (alternately the staff at Walter Reed) – possibly be the result of sales that are in the toilet? (Of course, you know the worst thing about comic book deaths: Everybody always stays dead. Forever. Really.)

07.03.2007 • Permalink

Thanks to British SF magazine Annsible, for reminding me that Apple Computers once had a model called “Sagan”, in honor of Carl Sagan. It was later renamed “BHA” when Sagan threatened them with a lawsuit. Apple let slip (unofficially) that “BHA” stood for “Butt-Head Astronomer”. What do you know: Sagan sued them over that, too.

07.03.2007 • Permalink