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3 of the republican presidential candidates stated in a debate that they don’t believe in evolution. Which makes sense, as none of them seem terribly evolved.

06.05.2007 • Permalink

An Oldie, but a Goodie…

…found in an old folder on Yahoo…

Sure, we can all convert fahrenheit to celsius and vice versa using a formula, but here is another way to think of these fahrenheit temperatures:

60 F
Californians wear coats, gloves, and hats. Norwegians sunbathe.

50 F
Californians try to turn on the heat. Norwegians plant gardens.

40 F
Italian cars won’t start. Norwegians drive with the windows open.

32 F
Distilled water freezes. Glomma River cools off.

20 F
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Norwegians have the last barbeque before it gets cold.

0 F
Californians fly to the Bahamas. Norwegians throw on a sweater.

-20 F
Santa Barbarans become extinct. Norwegians get out their winter coats.

-40 F
Hollywood disintegrates. Norwegians get frustrated because theycan’t thaw the keg.

-160 F
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Swedes refresh themselves by running outside for a moment from the sauna.

-297 F
Microbial life survives on dairy products. Norwegian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 F
Atomic motion stops. Norwegians start asking, “Kaldt nok for deg?” (“Cold enough for you?”)

-500 F
Hell freezes over. The Norwegian national soccer team wins the
World Cup!

02.05.2007 • Permalink