This piece from Bittbox is rather funny, at least for us graphic design types.
The Day Today
3 of the republican presidential candidates stated in a debate that they don’t believe in evolution. Which makes sense, as none of them seem terribly evolved.
An Oldie, but a Goodie…
…found in an old folder on Yahoo…
Sure, we can all convert fahrenheit to celsius and vice versa using a formula, but here is another way to think of these fahrenheit temperatures:
Californians wear coats, gloves, and hats. Norwegians sunbathe.
Californians try to turn on the heat. Norwegians plant gardens.
Italian cars won’t start. Norwegians drive with the windows open.
Distilled water freezes. Glomma River cools off.
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Norwegians have the last barbeque before it gets cold.
Californians fly to the Bahamas. Norwegians throw on a sweater.
Santa Barbarans become extinct. Norwegians get out their winter coats.
Hollywood disintegrates. Norwegians get frustrated because theycan’t thaw the keg.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Swedes refresh themselves by running outside for a moment from the sauna.
Microbial life survives on dairy products. Norwegian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
Atomic motion stops. Norwegians start asking, “Kaldt nok for deg?” (“Cold enough for you?”)
Hell freezes over. The Norwegian national soccer team wins the