John Edwards Admits to Having an Affair
Erstwhile presidential hopeful John Edwards has admitted to having an affair with a woman who is not his wife!!!!!and people are shocked! SHOCKED! since this must mean his political career is over and this is not at all seemly for a politician and also he had a haircut once and Maureen Dowd.
John McCain cheated on his first wife too, but that’s not the same thing because he was a POW and also 9/11 plus gay muslims! Duh.