Beatle variations

NBC is rumored to be developing a TV series about The Beatles, though have not secured the music rights. The AV Club commenters helpfully compiled alternative versions from the Fab Four back catalogue.

  • Malicious Master Mayonnaise
  • Teflon Tess
  • The Lengthy and Circuitous Avenue
  • Scandinavian Lumber
  • Greetings, Farewell
  • Allow It to Exist
  • An Arduous Diurnal Course’s Eventide
  • Swivel and Bellow
  • All One Requires Is Affection
  • Aurulent Submersible
  • Mr. Pibb’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Me So Horny
  • Oh, There is the Center of the Solar System
  • I Espied Her Erect Form Yonder
  • Salutations Judas
  • Precipitation
  • Softcover scribe
  • There is Little Chance of You Holding Onto That Girl
  • One More Than the Usual Rate of Days Per Week
  • I Suppose That Your Parrot is Also a Master At Harmonizing
  • I Desire Thee (She’s Very Hefty)
  • Contentment is a Balmy Firearm
  • In This Location, in That Location, in Every Location
  • Squid’s Terrace
  • Elaine Rugby
  • I Desire To Entwine Our Fingers
  • Steer The Automobile Belonging To Me
  • Steer My Articulated Lorrie
  • Dark, Feathered, Winged, Flying Creature
  • As My Stratocaster Sobs Quietly
  • How’s About We Bang Over There By That Pothole?
  • The Following Day is Unknowledgeable
  • Rockwell’s Argentate Implement
  • I Require Assistance!
  • Each of Us is Keeping Something From the Others, Except for Myself and the Primate that Belongs to Me
  • Underdog Italian-American Boxer Who is Also an Animal You Might Find Scavenging in Your Garbage

And my personal favorite:

  • I am Once again in a Federated Eurasian Communist State Dominated by Russia
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