Like the fundamentalist muslims he wants to destroy, Christian dominionist and US vice president Mike Pence can’t be alone with a woman who is not his wife, for religious reasons. Twitter reacts.
My wife is out of town and it’s not clear to me if it’s appropriate for me to eat dinner at all.
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) March 30, 2017
Starvation is is, then! Other things to ponder:
You have to transport Pence, his wife, and another woman across the river. But your boat can only hold two.
— Patrick (@Vectorpark) March 30, 2017
Hm. Dan Hon figures out why conservatives don’t want women leaders:
is pence allowed to meet theresa may or angela merkel and if not should he be chemically castrated so he can do his job
— Dan Hon (@hondanhon) March 31, 2017
For some reason, Twitter remains unable to make money. Enjoy it while it lasts.