Modern Cinema

I get worried whenever I hear relatively intelligent people getting behind films like Avatar, describing it as “an immersive experience,” because whenever I attend one of these clobberfests I feel like I’ve been hit in the face by a bucket of shit, which is also an immersive experience.

Lucius Shepard still goes to the movies. I can’t for the life of me fathom why he keeps doing it to himself, considering how much he seems to hate it, but bless his heart.