Beatle variations

NBC is rumored to be developing a TV series about The Beatles, though have not secured the music rights. The AV Club commenters helpfully compiled alternative versions from the Fab Four back catalogue.


NBC is rumored to be developing a TV series about The Beatles, though have not secured the music rights. The AV Club commenters helpfully compiled alternative versions from the Fab Four back catalogue.

  • Malicious Master Mayonnaise
  • Teflon Tess
  • The Lengthy and Circuitous Avenue
  • Scandinavian Lumber
  • Greetings, Farewell
  • Allow It to Exist
  • An Arduous Diurnal Course’s Eventide
  • Swivel and Bellow
  • All One Requires Is Affection
  • Aurulent Submersible
  • Mr. Pibb’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Me So Horny
  • Oh, There is the Center of the Solar System
  • I Espied Her Erect Form Yonder
  • Salutations Judas
  • Precipitation
  • Softcover scribe
  • There is Little Chance of You Holding Onto That Girl
  • One More Than the Usual Rate of Days Per Week
  • I Suppose That Your Parrot is Also a Master At Harmonizing
  • I Desire Thee (She’s Very Hefty)
  • Contentment is a Balmy Firearm
  • In This Location, in That Location, in Every Location
  • Squid’s Terrace
  • Elaine Rugby
  • I Desire To Entwine Our Fingers
  • Steer The Automobile Belonging To Me
  • Steer My Articulated Lorrie
  • Dark, Feathered, Winged, Flying Creature
  • As My Stratocaster Sobs Quietly
  • How’s About We Bang Over There By That Pothole?
  • The Following Day is Unknowledgeable
  • Rockwell’s Argentate Implement
  • I Require Assistance!
  • Each of Us is Keeping Something From the Others, Except for Myself and the Primate that Belongs to Me
  • Underdog Italian-American Boxer Who is Also an Animal You Might Find Scavenging in Your Garbage

And my personal favorite:

  • I am Once again in a Federated Eurasian Communist State Dominated by Russia