Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery A man has been fined for pretending to be a ghost and other rowdy behaviour in a cemetery. […] A Hampshire police spokesman said that witnesses complained to police about Stallard’s rowdy behaviour and his pretending to be a ghost. “The witnesses reported the group engaging in rowdy behaviour and one of them throwing their arms in the air and saying ‘woooooo’,” he said. Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery | Portsmouth | The Guardian